As you note, there is no money in this missive. I will send you some on one condition: Use it to hire a tutor to teach some of your people to read.
I have written four times telling why I refuse to donate. It's not because I'm not a Republican. I've been one my whole life and I am 82 years young.
No, it's because you jerks had the chance to do great things for this once-great country. Complete control of all branches of the federal government. What happened? You blew it big time. You guys are dreaming if you think you're going to take back the White House and the Congress. Get real, you have years and years of work ahead. I'll probably leave this old earth while Hill is still in charge.
I said the last letter I wrote along these lines would be the last, but I changed my mind and did this one. Wise up, people. Does anybody agree with me?
